Vampire bat
A vampire bat came home to his roost covered in fresh blood. His brothers and sisters smelled the blood and excitedly asked him where he got it.
He told them to piss off and let him sleep, but they were persistent and finally he gave in.
"Follow me" he shouted and flew out of the roost at top speed with the whole family in tow.
Flying very fast he flew towards the forest and zig-zagged back and forth through the branches before climbing high into the night sky where he slowed down and waited for the others.
"Now, did you all see that large Oak tree with the funny shaped branches?" he asked.
"Yes" the bats answered, barely able to contain their excitement.
"Well I didn\'t!"