Are you a redneck?
You are a redneck if your family tree has no forks.
You are a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for your wedding pictures.
You are a redneck if you think God looks like Hank Williams, Jr. and heaven looks a lot like Daytona Beach, Florida.
You are a redneck if your neighbors have ever appeared on Jerry Springer
You are a redneck if you\'ve been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
You are a redneck if you\'ve got more than one brother named \'Darryl\'.
You are a redneck if you think watching professional wrestling is foreplay.
You are a redneck if you carried a fishing pole into Sea World.
You are a redneck if you lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off it\'s wheels.
You are a redneck if you can pull dog hair from out of your belly button.
You are a redneck if you think paprika is a Third World country.
You are a redneck if you think hitting a deer at 65 mph is 'fast food'.
You are a redneck if your favorite restaurant has a gas pump in front of it.
You are a redneck if your favourite aftershave lotion contains DEET
You are a redneck if any of your hobbies require dogs and a lantern.