Jim Morrison

Q: Why did chicken Jim Morrison cross the road?
A: To break on through to the other side.

So, he got to the other side and attended a swinging sixties party with his own band and the beatles and the rolling stones, and a bevvy of beautiful groupies all hosted by the actor Michael Caine.

One of the girls was well known for giving oral satisfaction to rock stars. She was just about to practice her particular talents on an eager Ringo Star when Michael Caine stopped her by shouting,

"You were only supposed to blow the bleedin' doors off"

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