Top Christmas gifts for Boys from Firebox
Here are some really great Christmas gifts for Boys
20Q
Think of an everyday object. Now prepare to be utterly astounded as this scarily intelligent device reads your mind by asking a series of questions. If it guesses within 20 questions, you lose. Stumping 20Q is almost a difficult as putting the darn thing down. Baffling!
Price: GBP8.95
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Shinco Portable DVD Player
The best thing to happen to movie watching in years is here at Firebox. Our award-winning Shinco Portable DVD player is the ideal do-it-all machine for movies on the move. In the words of Barry Norman: 'And why not?'
Price: GBP99.95
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Crocodile Curry
"Waiter, there's a reptile in my curry." Give guests a meal to remember with this delicious crocodile curry. Contains rare Thai vegetables and genuine crocodile filet. The closest you'll get to eating a dinosaur without owning a time machine.
Price: GBP10.95
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Lightning Reaction Xtreme
You'll need nerves of steel and rapid reactions to avoid getting a serious buzz out of this maliciously amusing party plaything, because he who hesitates gets a nasty shock.
Price: GBP14.95
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Space Invaders Arcade Machine
Space Invaders was, is, and always will be the undisputed king of the arcade. But why reminisce? Now you can relive your misspent youth and reduce friends to quivering, jealous wrecks via this jaw-droppingly accurate replica arcade machine. (Also features Taito's Qix, another retro classic).
Price: GBP2195.95
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Shot Blade Launcher
If the Terminator had wanted a whacking great disc gun to go with his Uzi 9mm and phased plasma rifle, he'd definitely have gone for a Shot Blade Launcher. Trust us, we sure know our weapons!
Price: GBP19.95
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Tamagotchi Connexions
Hatch and raise your very own virtual pet with this all-new breed of highly sophisticated Tamagotchi. Just as compelling as you remember, only this time the cute little critters can communicate with each other.
Price: GBP12.95
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Mr T In Your Pocket
Now you can carry Mr T around in your pocket without having to call the A-Team, thanks to this hilarious electronic gizmo. Simply press a button and you'll hear one of his legendary one-liners! We're on the jazz, man!
Price: GBP7.95
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Space Invaders 5-in-1 Plug 'n' Play
The game that spawned an entire industry is back to celebrate its 25th Anniversary. Our new Space Invaders 5-in-1 contains the original gaming classic and four other Taito games (Phoenix, Qix, Lunar Rescure and Colony 7) packed into an arcade-style controller that plugs straight into your TV set.
Price: GBP19.95
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Sega Mega Drive 6-in-1 Plug 'n' Play
Six classic Sega Mega Drive titles (Sonic The Hedgehog, Golden Axe, Kid Chameleon, Flicky, Altered Beast and Dr Robotniks Mean Bean Machine) in one compact mini-Mega Drive unit complete with joypad. 16-bit plug'n'play heaven!
Price: GBP19.95
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Namco Classics II - Ms Pac-man
Five classic Namco games that defined the 80s (Ms. Pac-Man, Pole Position, Galaga, Xevious and Mappy) all packed into a plug-n-play arcade-style joystick that connects up to your TV set. Good things really can come in small packages.
Price: GBP19.95
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Atari 13-in-1 Two-Player Paddles
Imagine owning a set of classic Atari VCS paddle controllers. Now imagine that the controller itself is a self-contained plug-and-play gaming system pre-loaded with 13 classic two-player Atari games. Imagine no more, because the amazing Atari Classics 13-in-1 Two-Player Paddles have arrived. Blip blop and Amen!
Price: GBP19.95
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Muppets
The most sensational, inspirational, celebrational, Muppetational Muppets are here, in the cute and cuddly form of these gorgeously realistic soft toys. Yes Muppet lovers, now you can snuggle up to your favourite characters from one of the best loved TV shows in history.
Price: GBP19.95
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All Mighty Magnet
This ludicrously compelling, sub-sugar cube sized chrome magnet is mightier than it looks and is capable of holding 36 sheets of A4 paper on a vertical surface. A highly attractive gift. Literally!
Price: GBP7.95
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Geomag Panels
Even if you're not building anything in particular, this magnetic construction kit will keep you occupied for hours as it can be fashioned into practically any object, real or imaginary. New - Geomag Panels!
Price: GBP12.95
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Devil's Jump
Make like a stunt driver and leap like a loon with this thrilling battery-operated slot-racing set. Featuring an insane jump section, Devil's Jump is the Burt Reynolds of racing games.
Price: GBP19.95
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Tetris 3D
Now you can play the world's most addictive video game head-to-head in a completely new dimension. With the Tetris 3D Tower players actually get to drop blocks into play amidst a thrilling maelstrom of light and sound. As toe-curlingly compelling as its computerized counterpart.
Price: GBP24.95
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Keyboard Money Boxes
Piggy banks are terribly last millennium, don't you know! This is the age of the keyboard and compu-geeks will go completely Qwerty over these chic little money boxes, as they resemble two of computing's most popular keys. Smart, sturdy and stylish.
Price: GBP4.95
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Cranium Conga
The hilarious 'guess what I'm thinking game' is now even more amusing thanks to an electronic musical timer which is passed between 'guessers'. Just like original Cranium, players must act, sculpt, guesstimate and perform - only this time every second counts. Just like the song, this is a party classic!
Price: GBP19.95
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Ntropy
This award-winning game of creative construction and cataclysmic collapse takes the best bits of Jenga and Ker Plunk and mixes them up with a dash of modern art. Confused? You won't be, because the second you start playing Ntropy you'll realise what a brilliantly simple, ludicrously addictive game it is.
Price: GBP19.95
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Humunga Tongue
Get ready for plenty of canine-related hilarity when your dog gets hold of a Humunga Tongue. Made from non-toxic rubber, this wacky tongue-shaped fetch toy is guaranteed to have fellow dog lovers in hysterics and makes the combined efforts of Scooby Doo, Huckleberry Hound and Muttley seem positively unfunny.
Price: GBP5.95
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Quoridor
Despite sounding like a dodgy death metal band, this award-winning game of strategy is ridiculously engrossing. The aim is to get your pawn to the opposite end of the board before your opponent. Sounds a doddle, but the real fun starts when players put up fences to slow each other down!
Price: GBP24.95
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Laserpod
No, it's not something in the Terminator's weapons stash; it's Laserpod, an ultramodern marriage of lasers, crystals, lights and LEDs that produces an awe-inspiring lightshow of eye-popping proportions.
Price: GBP39.95
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Hard As Nails
You'll need to be smarter than a bucketful of brain pies to solve the five nail-based puzzles within this box set. But how difficult can disentangling a few bent nails be? We'll tell you just as soon as we manage it. Aargh!
Price: GBP16.95
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BladeRunner II Helicopter
Quite possibly the most fun and addictive product we've ever sold at Firebox. They said it couldn't be done, (but what do "they" know anyway)... it's finally here - a budget radio-controlled helicopter that you can actually control. Even better, the BladeRunner II can be flown indoors!
Price: GBP59.95
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Firebox of Retro Sweets
White Chocolate Fish and Chips, Fizzy Cola Bottles, Black Jacks, Gobstoppers and more. Two kilos of eight different types of sweets in one, big box.
Price: GBP14.95
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Sega Sonic 6-in-1 Plug 'n' Play 2
Sonic - the speedy blue dude with a 'tude - is back, along with five other legendary Megadrive titles in this thumb-numbing follow-up to the best-selling plug 'n' play joystick.
Price: GBP19.95
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Star Wars Force FX Lightsaber
It is unavoidable... it is your destiny to own a staggeringly realistic, limited edition Force FX Lightsaber. Featuring five motion sensors, digitally recorded sound FX, a glowing polycarbonate blade and gleaming metal hilt, this is the Empire Strikes Back of Star Wars weaponry. Pshwooohhh!
Price: GBP69.95
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Guess Who?
Make like a top detective and use your powers of deduction to discover the identity of your opponent's mystery person. How? Elementary, dear Watson.
Price: GBP9.95
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Perfect Badge
Amorous academic-types and lovers of childish wordplay will love this smart enamel badge as it perfectly parodies a traditional prefect's badge. Top marks!
Price: GBP4.95
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Bedlam Cube Puzzle
And the award for most difficult and addictive puzzle in history goes to... the Bedlam Cube! Yes, puzzle-lovers, this cube, available in platinum or wood will take over your entire life, as it has 19,186 different solutions. And no, we can't find any of 'em!
Price: GBP19.95
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X-UFO
This strange, unidentified flying object is one of the most unusual R/C vehicles we've ever seen - and we've seen a lot! The extraordinary X-UFO is an incredibly graceful flying machine that's so revolutionary even the boffins at Area 51 would be agog!
Price: GBP79.95
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Porcupine
It might look like a medieval massager but this baffling block of wood is actually a complex puzzle. The idea is to manipulate the rods in order to release the central disk. Sounds simple, but you'll be fiddling with your Porcupine morning, noon and night.
Price: GBP29.95
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Magna Cube
This fist-bitingly complex puzzle is crafted from eight wooden pieces containing strategically placed magnets. Simply assemble the whole shebang into a cube and Robert's your mother's brother. Confused? You will be, because some sections repel whilst others attract. Aargh!
Price: GBP14.95
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Star Wars Mr. Potato Head
'We find your lack of butter disturbing.' Confused? You should be, because everything about Darth Tater and SpudTrooper is supremely daft. After all, how serious can a pair of potatoes dressed as intergalactic villains really be? If you only knew the power of the spud!
Price: GBP9.95
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Street Fighter II - 2 Player Plug'n'Play
Dust off the ring rust and see if your special moves are still special with this Street Fighter II Plug 'n' Play System. Preloaded with the definitive Mega Drive version of the game, players must thump, thwack and throw their way to glory. It's a knockout!
Price: GBP19.95
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Lazy Days Hammock
Make like a pro layabout wherever you fancy with this ingenious portable hammock. A collapsible metal frame holds everything safely in place and there's an inflatable pillow, drink holder and magazine pocket for maximum loafability. Best of all the entire shebang fits into its own carry bag. Pass the cocktail list!
Price: GBP59.95
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Wild Sling Solo
Call it daft, call it infantile, but make sure you're miles away when you do, because this brilliantly asinine catapult is capable of firing water bombs mind-boggling distances. In fact, it's so powerful you'll need to use your legs as well as your arms to operate it.
Price: GBP11.95
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Nitro BattlerZ
Mad Max meets the Indy 500 of the future in this supercharged driving-cum-combat game. Using a nifty remote control, drivers must use nitro bursts to bash opponents out of the NitroDome and become king of the ring.
Price: GBP34.95
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Giant Microbes
Infectiously cute and highly huggable, Microbes are modelled on the nasty little bugs that float around causing all manner of medical mayhem. The difference is, these fluffy critters are a million times bigger, and contagious for all the right reasons.
Price: GBP5.95
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CUBees
Despite looking like cartoon creatures that have been through a car crusher, these cutesy farmyard cubes sing 3 adorable ditties. The reason for their bizarre boxiness becomes apparent when you stack 'em and rack 'em, because once linked together CUBees sing and flap in choral harmony.
Price: GBP14.95
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Knockman
Forget the Osmonds and the Jacksons; this is one musical family who really excel in the weirdo department. Each cutesy wind-up Knockman performs an enchanting musical routine by strumming, striking or hula-ing its own extremities. Put them together and you've got a band. Knock 'n' roll!
Price: GBP14.95
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Roboraptor
If you loved Robosapien, wait till you feast your eyes on Roboraptor. This state-of-the-art programmable R/C reptile walks in an incredibly lifelike predatory manner and can even hold objects with his powerful jaws. Entertaining? Roboraptor's a right Jurassic lark!
Price: GBP79.95
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Shinco Portable Media Player
Enjoying your digital media on the move is easy with this chic portable player. Forget pricey laptops, full of functions you don't really need. Simply transfer your files onto the user-friendly Shinco Portable Media Player and your digital library will always be on hand.
Price: GBP279.95
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Stealth Speedboat
Consigning all other RC boats to Davy Jones's locker, this face-rippingly fast rechargeable speedboat looks meaner than a shark with toothache. Aerodynamically designed to scream across the water at up to 30 km/h, the highly-responsive Stealth will have rival sailors shaking in their deck shoes!
Price: GBP39.95
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Chocolate Beasties
Up the ante in the icky sweet-eating stakes with these delicious chocolate-coated ants and scorpions. Each urgh but mmm critter has been dipped in delicious Belgian chocolate and tastes absolutely...well, try one and see for yourself.
Price: GBP3.95
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Bullseye in Your Pocket
"And Bully's special prize..." Enjoy the wit and wisdom of Jim Bowen anytime, anywhere with this brilliant keychain gizmo. Simply press a button and you'll hear one of six classic Bullseye one-liners. Super, smashing, great!
Price: GBP7.95
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Sensible Soccer 2 Player Plug 'n' Play
You can keep your unfathomable footie sims, with their ludicrously complex controls. The Mega Drive classic Sensible Soccer is back, and this time it's been shoehorned into a smart two-player plug 'n' play system. Back of the net! Firebox EXCLUSIVE Offer: FREE Sensible Soccer T-Shirt (worth #19.95) with every order!
Price: GBP24.95
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Voodoo Knife Display
Can't cook, won't cook? You won't want to leave the kitchen once you get hold of this designer knife block as it's the most astonishing culinary accessory we've ever seen!
Price: GBP59.95
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Keyring Corkscrew
Be the hero of any vino-related shindig with the Keyring Corkscrew. This smart little gizmo is so compact you'll only remember it's in your pocket when those corks need a popping. What a corking idea!
Price: GBP14.95
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Opposite Reaction
Follow the lights and frantically manipulate your plastic protuberance in this head-to-head, follow-the-leader-style electronic challenge. Then do the whole lot backwards! latnem yllatoT!
Price: GBP14.95
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Real Driver RC Car
The fastest battery powered RC car in the world has just screamed into the Firebox pitlane and it's a gear-shifting, corner-drifting speed demon. Careful you don't run over your eyeballs 'cos they'll be rolling around on the floor when you see this blisteringly fast beast in action!
Price: GBP49.95
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R/C Dalek
You can come out from behind the sofa because despite this incredibly realistic R/C Dalek's scary sampled speech, automated dome/eyestalk, flashing lights and posable weapons it can't actually exterminate. At least we don't think it... Aargh!!
Price: GBP34.95
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Sensible Soccer T-Shirt
Now you can make a retro footballing style statement without getting a bubble perm or forcing your thighs into a pair of dangerously tight shorts via this ultra chic Sensible Soccer T-Shirt. Result!
Price: GBP19.95
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Pet Trees
Wood you believe it, we're branching out (geddit?) into the wonderful world of living keyring attachments. Pet Trees are beautiful little plants that dangle from your keyring. Barking but brilliant!
Price: GBP5.95
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Toffee Scorpion
Even Willy Wonka would have second thoughts about selling this creepy but delicious block of toffee. Why? Because it's got a flippin' great Chinese scorpion inside! Mmm...arachnids!
Price: GBP4.95
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20Q Tabletop Challenge
Bigger and even more bafflingly brainy than its spherical sibling, this super-intelligent tabletop gizmo can guess exactly what you're thinking. What do you think of that, then? Really? So do we!
Price: GBP19.95
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Buckaroodolph
Some joker's dressed your favourite moody mule as a comedy reindeer and loaded him down with yuletide baggage. That's why Buckaroodolph's kicking mad! Simply stack his seasonal saddle before the spring-loaded critter sends his festive load a flying!
Price: GBP12.95
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i-dog
Who needs bones and dog food? This interactive desktop doggie only requires music and a little attention to stay amused! Better still, i-dog's personality develops according to the tunes he's fed. He'll even nod his head, flash his lights and wag his ears in appreciation. Dog-gone amazing!
Price: GBP14.95
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TIX LED Clock
Say goodbye to dials and digits - this ultra-chic contemporary clock doesn't need 'em! The value of each digit is represented by the number of illuminated squares in each panel. Confused? You won't be, because once you grasp the basic concept you'll be chucking traditional clocks in the bin marked 'Old timers'.
Price: GBP49.95
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Mr Soccer Robot Football
Booting old-fashioned footie games into non-league oblivion, Mr Soccer Robot Football is an exclusive Firebox signing, destined to become a footballing legend. Players must manoeuvre their nippy R2D2-esque RC robots (up to seven-a-side) around the pitch and kick for goals and glory.
Price: GBP39.95
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Shocking Laser Guns
Make like an electric cowboy and enjoy shockingly good shoot 'em ups with this fiendishly ingenious laser tag set. A direct hit to your opponent's chest plate delivers a nasty (but harmless) electric shock via the hi-tech hand cannons!
Price: GBP24.95
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Razzle Dazzle
Chess meets basketball minus the beardy bores and bling in this fast-paced game of strategy. Players must move their marbles to the opposite end of the board using wooden pieces to pass and block. So addictive we haven't even stopped to wonder where the razzling and dazzling comes in!
Price: GBP24.95
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Apothecary Wash
Forget over-processed toiletries made from faux fruit and countless chemicals; these luxuriously invigorating bodywashes are made from Mother Nature's rarest products, including queen ant jelly, whale ambergris, monkey-picked tea and scorpion extract. How refreshing!
Price: GBP10.95
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Jellephish Lamp
It's not gelatinous and it hasn't got tentacles, but the stunningly chic Jellephish Mood Lamp is just as visually arresting as its underwater namesake, as it cycles through a kaleidoscope of gorgeous colours and can be operated via remote control. How illuminating.
Price: GBP79.95
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Carrera Evolution Pro X
Making old-style slot-racing systems seem about as exciting as a Mansell monologue, Pro X is the Schumacher of racing games because drivers control the cars, not the slots. This means up to four drivers can race simultaneously and overtake at maximum speed. Any more realistic and you'd need a Superlicence!
Price: GBP159.95
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Robosapien V2
You'd be forgiven for thinking there was a little bloke inside Robosapien V2 - he really is that advanced! Standing over 2ft tall, this next generation robot is more agile than ever and he can now talk, follow a laser path and even recognise his owner. Uncanny!
Price: GBP169.95
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Mathmos Eclipse Lights
Lightbulbs, shmightbulbs! By combining blown glass with a sleek reflective surface, this glorious globe of light is capable of producing a highly seductive glow in a kaleidoscope of funky colours. Perfect for those 'busy doing nothing in the dark' moments.
Price: GBP34.95
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World's Largest Crossword
7 across and 7 down. No, those aren't clues; they're the dimensions (in feet) of this truly gargantuan crossword puzzle! With over 91,000 squares and 28,000 clues you'll be wracking your brains for...well, forever! Hang it on a wall, spread it on the floor or fold it up for traditional tabletop solving.
Price: GBP19.95
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Candy Grabber
Recreate that retro carnival vibe and make a grab for your favourite treat with this arcade-style Candy Grabber. Just step right up, control the claw with the joysticks and capture your prize before the music stops! All the fun of the fair minus the stench of burnt onions!
Price: GBP19.95
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Rock Beat Drumsticks
Create percussive pandemonium of Keith Moon proportions and indulge in a bit of crash, bang, wallop with these ingenious electronic drumsticks. Bash them against any surface or play 'air' drums in order to blast out different drum noises and jam along to the pre-recorded tune.
Price: GBP9.95
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iZ
Is iZ the wackiest music-loving creature in history? Quite possibly, because as well as bopping to the beat in its capacity as a quality speaker, this cute character allows you to create your very own tunes by tweaking its extremities.
Price: GBP29.95
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Pumpkin Carving Kit
If your last Halloween pumpkin looked like a cross between Zippy, Shane MacGowan and Janice Battersby off Coronation Street, help is at hand. This nifty carving kit includes a drill, carving tool and handy carry pouch. Woo-oo-oo!
Price: GBP12.95
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Paint Your Own CowParade Cow
CowParade is an international public art exhibit where cow sculptures are decorated by local artists. And now you can join in the fun by customising your very own mini resin moo-cow. With six water-based paint tubs and a quality paintbrush the possibilities are udderly endless. Moooo!
Price: GBP14.95
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Gobblet
This award-winning noughts and crosses-style board game involves 'gobbling up' opponent's smaller pieces in order to get 4 Gobblets in a straight line. Easy to learn and seriously addictive you'll soon be gobbleting morning, noon and night. A classic in the making. Gulp!
Price: GBP24.95
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Pylos
Yes, it's a heap of balls, but Pylos is a seriously engrossing heap of balls because players must use skill and strategy to place their last sphere on top of the pyramid.
Price: GBP24.95
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Sputnik
Boldly go where no gamer has gone before with this intergalactic game of skill and strategy. Players must move their colourful retromodern rockets through dwindling galaxies until opponents become stranded and unable to lift off. A real blast!
Price: GBP19.95
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Stripy Speakers
It's hip to be square but it's completely cutting-edge to be tubular, especially in the world of portable mini speakers. These über-sleek, glowing cylindrical powerhouses pack an impressive 9 watt punch and because they swivel 180° you can direct your music anywhere.
Price: GBP49.95
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Little Britain Talking Keychain
Why stand around the pub misquoting Little Britain when you can push a button on this electronic keyring and listen to a whole host of classic catchphrases from the nation's favourite sketch show.
Price: GBP7.95
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Electronic Sudoku
SAVE 50%!Who needs pesky newspapers, dog-eared quiz books and gnawed pencils? Now you can play Sudoku electronically via these nifty little handheld games. Old-style Sudoku? Its number's up!
Price: GBP9.95
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PSP BLACK Pro Accessories
The ultimate handheld console deserves the ultimate protective accessories - and here they are in all their ergonomically elegant, PSP-hugging glory. Choose from a sleek UMD case, a smart carry case and a transparent casing system with built-in grips.
Price: GBP9.95
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USB Lava Lamp
Take your workspace back to the 70s without having to buy a beige PC or an Alvin Stardust pencil case via this nifty little USB Lava Lamp. Simply plug in and prepare to be mesmerised by glittering swirls of translucent gloop.
Price: GBP7.95
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Dread Pirate
Yo-ho-ho yourself silly as you set sail across treacherous seas with this swashbuckling game of piratical high jinks. Bootyfully packaged in a wooden chest and played on a detailed cloth map, players must battle it out with rival sea dogs to become the most feared capt'n ever to don an eyepatch!
Price: GBP39.95
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Penguin Pile-Up
P-place all your p-penguins on this wobbly iceberg and you're a winner. Sounds simple, but balancing your birds requires steady hands and careful planning as the slippery iceberg becomes increasingly overcrowded. P-perfect for p-parties.
Price: GBP12.95
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Tip Over
Why put your brain in the tumble dryer when you can give it a good old mangling with this compelling 3D game? Pick a card, plot your route and tip over various colourful crates to reach your final destination. Sounds a doddle but you'll be tipping yourself into a total frenzy!
Price: GBP12.95
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Swiss Tech Multi-Tool
You can keep your cuckoo clocks; the latest must-have accessory from Switzerland is this ingenious micro multi-tool. Tiny enough for a keyring yet it features 8 precision tools and a robust self-locking mechanism. Toolboxes? Who needs 'em!
Price: GBP9.95
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Skype Phone Converter
Wouldn't it be great if you could make free calls using your home phone? Well now you can, because this idiot-proof adaptor allows you to take advantage of VoIP/Skype technology using your existing home telephone. And if it's cordless, a wandering you can go!
Price: GBP24.95
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Su Doku The Board Game
Who'd have thought a simple little grid-based numbers game could be so insanely compelling? Well, guess what? It is, and its name is Su Doku The Board Game. Resistance is futile!
Price: GBP7.95
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Silver and Gold-Plated Love Heart
Candy is dandy but it's just too tempting to ignore. So thank goodness everyone's favourite retro sweetie has now been lovingly immortalised in silver. The perfect way to show sweethearts exactly how you feel without seeing your gift gobbled down.
Price: GBP24.95
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Binary Watch
SAVE UP TO #30! Now from #79.95.21st century man requires a 21st century watch - and here it is, in the shape of this uniquely futuristic timepiece. Better still, the Binary Watch displays the time in binary format so it will flummox all but the science-savvy sophisticate.
Price: GBP79.95
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Ibiza Ride Watch
You've heard that time is an abstract concept? Well here's the proof! This incredibly stylish retro-modern wristwatch uses rows of coloured LEDs to display the time. Easy when you know how, bamboozling if you don't!
Price: GBP129.95
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Dancing Eggs Game
There's nothing sophisticated about jostling to catch a rubber egg then balancing it between your knees, but that's eggsactly why this ingeniously infantile, boisterously bouncy game is so hilarious. Add a drop of alcohol and you'll be cracking up, no yolk!
Price: GBP12.95
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VTraveller Skype Phone
Ready for use in seconds, the idiot-proof VTraveller is ideal for roving VoIP chatterboxes and it's crammed with features, including a message waiting indicator, voice recognition technology and one-click voicemail. Phone bills? Who needs 'em!
Price: GBP24.95
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Nite Glowring
Clever chemistry, no batteries and a selection of glowing colours. No-maintenance light sources are fine by us.
Price: GBP9.95
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Real Swing Golf Plug 'n' Play
That's neat, that's neat, you'll really love your Tiger-like feats with this brilliant plug 'n' play golf game. Simply swing the special club and a sensor in the base unit detects the speed and trajectory of your shots as you work your way around a gorgeously realistic 18-hole course.
Price: GBP39.95
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Cube World
Everybody needs good neighbours - and the pixellated characters that inhabit Cube World are exactly that. Because although these interactive matchstick men have their own unique interests, they play, party, dance and even fight with each other when connected.
Price: GBP19.95
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Topfield PVR
Don't wanna miss a thing? You won't with the Topfield! This hard disk-based video recorder/twin Freeview receiver in one lets you record two channels simultaneously and store your favourite shows so you can watch them whenever you like. You can even pause/rewind live TV and record entire series at the touch of a button. Social lives? Who needs 'em?
Price: GBP259.95
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Strolling Bowling
If you thought Bill Murray's wig in Kingpin was the funniest thing to hit ten-pin bowling, you'd be right! But this hilarious little portable game comes a very close second as it features a wind-up bowling ball with comedy legs.
Price: GBP12.95
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The Big Cold Turkey
Get with the program! The bracelet on everyone's wrist this season is going to be The Big Cold Turkey - part of an ingenious reward-based kit that will help you to kick your nasty habits for good.
Price: GBP9.95
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Kaleidoscope Classic
Here's a puzzle for you: fit 18 different shapes together to form a pre-designated pattern. Sounds easy, but with 101 different challenges Kaleidoscope Classic will keep your brain in knots forever more. Solvable, yes; conquerable, never!
Price: GBP19.95
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Cranium Keychains
Who'd have thought it possible? Now you can play the award-winning board games, Cranium and Cranium Cadoo, anywhere you like without having to lug hefty boxes around, thanks to these miraculously miniaturised keychain versions.
Price: GBP5.95
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Lump Of Coal
Santa has decided you've been far too naughty this year, so, like Bob Cratchit, all you're getting for Christmas is a crummy old lump of coal. Presented in a smart little tin, this is the perfect gift for badly behaved friends and relatives (who haven't had a humour bypass).
Price: GBP4.95
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Napoleon Dynamite Talking Keychain
"Can you bring in my chapstick...my lips hurt real bad." If you're familiar with this seemingly innocuous sentence you need the Napoleon Dynamite Talking Keychain, as it repeats six classic quotes from everyone's favourite high school doofus.
Price: GBP7.95
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Family Guy In Your Pocket
'I come bearing a gift. It's in my diaper and it's not a toaster!' Stewie, the barmiest, most quotable baby in cartoon-dom has taken time off from his quest to rule the world in order to record a few inimitable one-liners contained within this brilliant talking keychain.
Price: GBP7.95
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SET Card Game
Snap meets spatial reasoning in this ludicrously engrossing, award-winning card game where the fastest thinker wins. Sounds tame, but the game soon becomes a boisterous free-for-all as players race to identify 'sets' of cards.
Price: GBP9.95
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Sumo Smash
Now you can wind-up a pair of sumo wrestlers without getting your face flattened, with this brilliant little retro gaming classic. Arigato and sayonara!
Price: GBP12.95
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Raunchy Wrapping Paper
Recipients will be reaching for the sticky tape the second they tear open this innocent looking wrapping paper because the reverse side features a gaggle of ravishing young beauties in their undergarments. All together now: 'Phwoar!'
Price: GBP2.95
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Wooden Clock
Is it a block or a clock? Plug in the ingenious Wooden Clock and you'll discover it's both, because digital numerals magically appear from within the wood of this uber-stylish timepiece.
Price: GBP99.95
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Despair Pessimist's Mug
Forget about cheery mugs bearing upbeat messages. Life sucks. So why not celebrate the fact with a gorgeous glass mug bearing the slogan 'This glass is now half-empty'. Harrumph!
Price: GBP9.95
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Despair Calendar
If you hate those idiotic calendars filled with Brent-esque motivational messages, we've got just the thing. Because to paraphrase this brilliantly pessimistic calendar: 'If a cute quote and a pretty picture are all it takes to motivate you, you probably have a very easy job.' Hear, hear!
Price: GBP14.95
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Despair - The Art of Demotivation Book
Pull the career ladder away from high climbers and put delusional workers in their place with this supremely sarky business book that will teach you how to thoroughly demotivate pesky underlings.
Price: GBP19.95
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Kodai Djinns
You can't reinvent the wheel, but our friends in the Far East have only gone and reinvented the yo-yo! Kodai Djinns contain random LCD warriors that battle it out in infra red, head-to-head ding dongs. The more you spin, the more you win.
Price: GBP14.95
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ATM Bank
Forget pink piggies and suitcases under the bed. With this nifty cashpoint-style savings bank you can safely deposit your folding and shrapnel and make instant withdrawals without leaving home. Ker-ching!
Price: GBP24.95
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Despair Posters
Why plaster your walls with upbeat motivational messages when you can adorn them with brilliantly demoralising words of wisdom. Guaranteed to blow the wind out of your sails, Despair Posters are ideal for bitter and twisted cynics everywhere.
Price: GBP14.95
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Personalised Love Heart
Go one better this year - at Firebox you can exclusively ENGRAVE a Silver Love Heart with an amorous message of your choice... Like the name of the recipient (or anything else you want up to 15 characters!). The perfect way to show sweethearts exactly how you feel without seeing your gift gobbled down.
Price: GBP39.95
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I'm Nuts About You!
Don't be a spanner when it comes to expressing your true feelings. Give that special someone a special something, in the shape of the rugged but romantic 'I'm Nuts About You!' Keychain.
Price: GBP14.95
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Marshmallow Blaster
Yes, we know firing marshmallows around the office is spectacularly infantile, but it's also incredibly amusing, especially when the contraption doing the firing is a powerful Wonka-style weapon, capable of shooting its squishy yum-yum bullets over 40ft!
Price: GBP19.95
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Golden Tee Golf Game
Hit the fairway without getting your slacks mucky via this brilliant plug 'n' play version of a golfing classic. Arcade-style buttons and a highly responsive trackball allow you to control the power and path of your swing, whilst realistic graphics transport you into a 4-mode world of bunkers, bogeys and bad knitwear. Another Firebox UK First!
Price: GBP29.95
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Creative Zen Vision:M
If you're looking for a video-friendly portable media player, why not sidestep the almighty iGods and get Creative? The stylish Zen Vision:M lets you enjoy music, movies, photos and radio broadcasts whenever and wherever you fancy. Sadly it doesn't make the tea. Yet.
Price: GBP219.95
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PixelBlocks
If you thought pixels could only exist on-screen, you thought wrong. These tiny building blocks are made of colourful translucent plastic and slot together to create amazing shapes, sculptures and detailed images.
Price: GBP19.95
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AeroPress Coffee Maker
Who says you need gurgling coffee machines, drip-drop percolators and clumsy cafetieres to get your daily bean fix? Not us, because this ingenious manual coffee maker produces the richest, smoothest brew in under 30 seconds.
Price: GBP24.95
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Mood Beams
If you're into cute critters and ambient mood-lighting we've got just the thing: Mood Beams are colourful little companions that cycle through a kaleidoscope of cool colours and react to music.
Price: GBP9.95
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River Crossing
Plot your route and place your planks in order to cross a perilous river in this mind-mangling brainteaser that's won so many awards we've lost count.
Price: GBP9.95
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Flip Flap Q Minis
If you think plastic plants belong in the George and Mildred Museum of 70s kitsch, think again. These super cute solar-powered pot plants wiggle and sway when exposed to light and never need watering.
Price: GBP7.95
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Mini Winnies
Impossibly cute, incredibly collectable and coveted by all who clap eyes on 'em, these gorgeously titchy Winnie the Poohs are clad in a variety of squidgy costumes - and you never know which ones you're going to get. No wonder style-savvy A-listers are going Mini Winnie mental!
Price: GBP9.95
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Nabaztag
Show me the bunny! Why? Because this impossibly cute, WiFi-enabled rabbit will wake you up, read out messages from friends, give weather updates and a whole lot more - from anywhere in the house! And he'll do it using the music/voice/sound/glowing colour of your choice.
Price: GBP79.95
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Pontiki
Imagine if Mr Potato Head fell into a car crusher, got poked full of holes and filled with a load of wacky interchangeable appendages. Imagine no more, because Pontiki are mad little plastic thingamabobs that can be customised to the max.
Price: GBP9.95
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Khet
What do you get when you cross a chess-style board game with a couple of class I lasers? No, not pawn flambé but Khet, a hi-tech game of strategy with an ancient Egyptian twist. We sphinx you'll love it!
Price: GBP34.95
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Rapid Fire Rifle
No, it's not Krusty the Clown's weapon of choice; it's a Western-style repeater rifle that fires squidgy clip-fed ammo in rapid succession. Featuring a lever that ejects empty shells when cocked, this is the ideal shooter for executive gunslingers with too much time on their hands.
Price: GBP14.95
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Tommy 20
Make a complete Capone out of yourself and exact revenge in style with this foam dart-firing Tommy gun. A classic drum magazine allows wannabe wiseguys to shoot 20 squidgy slugs in rata-tat-tat succession - ideal for high-flying hit men! (Toothpick and trilby not included).
Price: GBP17.95
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Foam Factory
Transform any soirée into an Ibiza-style foamfest via this ingenious contraption. Capable of producing floods of tear-free suds, the Foam Factory is perfect for infantile ravers and lather lovers everywhere. Is that your loofah or are you just pleased to be here?
Price: GBP69.95
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Shock Ball
Pass the parcel meets electrified Russian roulette thanks to this fiendishly amusing little ball. Simply pass it around hot potato-styley and pray you're not the one who receives a nasty but harmless electric shock. Totally random, utterly hilarious!
Price: GBP16.95
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Zero Gravity Wall Climber
You'll be climbing the walls, literally, with this utterly astounding, gravity defying RC vehicle. How? Advanced technology forces air underneath Zero Gravity to create massive down-force that keeps this Humvee-esque rechargeable truck glued to the wall.
Price: GBP79.95
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Star Wars Limited Edition Canvas Prints
That's no moon... it's an awesome fine art canvas. Yes indeed, the Star Wars universe has finally collided with the world of art in the form of these officially licensed, limited edition canvas prints. These are the prints you're looking for!
Price: GBP54.95
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Voyager GPS 400
SAVE #60! Was #229.95. Now #169.95!Why bother with dog-eared directions when this feature-packed handheld GPS unit can show you the way. Boasting a 4" LCD colour touch screen, voice guidance, intuitive controls, ultra-powerful Destinator software and a built-in MP3 player, the rechargeable Shinco makes rival systems seem about as useful as conked-out compasses.
Price: GBP169.95
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Lift and Shake
Give your grub a real workout by seasoning it via this highly original little shaker. Each end of this dinky weightlifter's barbell opens and closes with an easy twist. He's also running for governor. Apparently.
Price: GBP12.95
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Cool Jewels
Introduce a whole new meaning to the term 'on the rocks' with these ab-fab ice trays. Simply fill 'em with water or whatever and freeze. Hey presto, glamorous gem-shaped ice cubes. P Diddying up your drinks has never been easier!
Price: GBP4.95
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Album Art Frame
Whether it's Sgt Pepper or Never Mind the you-know-whats, it will look ultra stylish displayed in this ingenious frame. Designed to showcase your favourite album sleeves, each Album Art Frame allows you to quickly change the contents via a slot at the top of the frame. Now where's that Tiffany 12"?
Price: GBP19.95
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Bucket BBQ
Does your barbecue resemble a rusty old skip? Fear not, because this chic, effective and supremely portable BBQ is powder-coated in fetching pastel shades. Perfect for style-conscious burger buffs who love flame-grilled food but hate lugging ugly contraptions round the garden. Mmm...sausages!
Price: GBP19.95
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Chocolate Fountain
Make a complete Augustus Gloop out of yourself without having to find a golden ticket or nick an everlasting gobstopper via the wonderfully Wonka-esque Chocolate Fountain. Mmm... chocolate!
Price: GBP29.95
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Triball
Connect 4 meets noughts and crosses via a load of balls in this riveting 3D game. Three players take turns dropping coloured balls into a transparent cube in order to get three in a row. Simple but knuckle-gnawingly addictive!
Price: GBP9.95
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Simpsons Talking Ice Bucket
Stay cool and enjoy the musings of Springfield's favourite couch-philosopher with this ingenious talking ice bucket. Resembling a can of Homer's beloved Duff, the capacious double-walled container keeps ice cooler for longer and even includes tongs. 'You better be gettin' one for me too!'
Price: GBP14.95
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Pocket IQ Test
Are you a brainbox or a total divvy? Find out with the Pocket IQ Test. Containing various questions designed to assess thinking and reasoning ability, this handy kit allows you to measure your IQ and prove who is the brainiest once and for all. We demand a recount!
Price: GBP6.95
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Spa Lights
Add a glowing ambience to bathtime without getting your wicks soggy by investing in your very own underwater lighting system. These nifty little battery-operated lights stick to the bathtub via suckers but they can also float free in the water, spa-style. Altogether now, ommmm...
Price: GBP6.95
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Pyramat Sound Rocker
Featuring integrated speakers near the head and a bass-blasting subwoofer under your backside, the Pyramat utilises ARX sound technology to deliver thunder-in-your-heart-style sonics that will totally redefine your gaming experience. We said, IT WILL...oh, forget it.
Price: GBP149.95
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Aego M Speakers
Next time you fancy sharing your music, spare us the predictably bad personal rendition by plugging your MP3 player into the room-filling Aego speaker system. 5* rated by What HiFi (Jan 2006), this gorgeously engineered set up will have you pumping up the volume all over the place!
Price: GBP99.95
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Swiss Spice
Munching on the move? Don't put a pepper pot down your lederhosen - Swiss Spice is the best compact condiment dispenser we've ever seen. An ideal travelling companion, this clot-free, water-resistant triumph of design can be used single handed and its contents will season your nosh, not your luggage.
Price: GBP9.95
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Miss Army Kit
Set to become the season's must-have accessory, this ingenious little multi-tool is ideal for style-conscious girls on the go. Containing a nail file, tweezers, mirror, torch, scissors, corkscrew and more, the Miss Army Kit could prove as indispensable as lip gloss. Well, almost.
Price: GBP14.95
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Rumis
We never thought we'd find ourselves obsessed with a strategic board game involving coloured blocks and ancient structures. Mind you, Rumis has been honoured by Mensa so it can't be too addictive. Or can it?
Price: GBP24.95
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Solio Charger
Not near a socket? Now you can charge your iPod anywhere under the sun with this ingenious charger. The pocket-sized, eco-friendly Solio uses energy drawn from sunlight to power up portable devices at around the same rate as a standard power supply. Blinding!
Price: GBP49.95
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Loopin' Louie
If flying round a farm scaring chickens off a barn sounds like your thing, then this hilariously frenetic game is for you. If not, may we suggest you go back to playing highbrow games like Hungry Hippos.
Price: GBP12.95
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Mr Frosty
The ice is right, or at least it will be if you crush it with this multifunctional snowman. Simply load Mr Frosty's head with ice, twist his hat and hey presto: crushed ice! Comes complete with lolly maker, ice moulds and Percy Penguin juice dispenser. Cool!
Price: GBP12.95
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Gazillion Typhoon Bubble Machine
Forget puny wands and weak washing-up liquid; proper parties demand proper bubbles and this brilliant contraption churns 'em out at a jaw-dropping rate. Simply switch it on and watch in awe as a barrage of lovely bubbles floats upwards.
Price: GBP24.95
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Race Cups
Yes, arranging plastic cups in pre-determined sequences at lightning speed does sound daft, but once you get to grips with Race Cups you'll be hopelessly hooked and desperate to show off your stacking skills. No, really!
Price: GBP19.95
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USB Turntable
The greatest thing to happen to music since Smashy and Nicey hung up their headphones, this idiot-proof USB turntable allows you to transfer your vinyl collection directly on to your computer.
Price: GBP119.95
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Logitech Wireless Music System
Why crank your PC's speakers to eleven when you can stream pristine digital music around your home via this 5 star rated wireless system (PC PRO June 2006). With a range of 100m, you can boogie in the basement even if your PC resides in the penthouse.
Price: GBP79.95
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Ice Cream Ball
Have a ball making your own deliciously soft ice cream with this funky little sphere. Its inner ingredients are mixed and frozen as you shake, roll and pass it around. Slurptastic!
Price: GBP24.95
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Party Cannon
Celebrate wondergoals, weddings, birthdays and bar mitzvahs in style with these brilliant Party Cannons. Simply twist the base and a spectacularly jolly volley of colourful confetti rockets up to 8 metres in the air.
Price: GBP4.95
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The Book of Cool
Watch in disbelief as the world's most outrageous performers teach you the coolest park/pub/casino/street-based tricks ever in this awe-inspiring book/DVD set. Before long you'll make Fonzie look about as cool as Noel Edmonds.
Price: GBP17.95
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Racing Grannies
Mmm, she said, ooh, I said, yes dear...have you seen these marvellous little wind-up Racing Grannies? Ooh, lovely...yes dear, they shuffle along with their walking frames. Lovely...put the kettle on.
Price: GBP7.95
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X-Twin Bi-Plane
Crack out your goggles and take to the skies with this supremely manoeuvrable little RC plane. Ultra lightweight, the rechargeable X-Twin can even be flown indoors. Open skies? Who needs 'em!
Price: GBP24.95
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PicoZ Micro Helicopter
Swoop by superiors, hover past heads of department and touch down on the boss's bald patch with this astonishingly tiny infra-red chopper. Controlled via a nifty transmitter that doubles up as a charger, the ready-to-fly PicoZ is virtually crash resistant and ideal for indoor flights.
Price: GBP29.95
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Plug 'n' Play Cricket
Forget about joypads and make a total Trescothick out of yourself with this incredibly realistic plug 'n' play cricket game. Impressive? It lets you control the on-screen action via bat and ball. Howzat!
Price: GBP39.95
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Sing Sing Prison Food Tray
We hereby sentence you to eat your din-dins off this replica prison dinner tray. It's ideal for slobbing out in front of the telly and you won't have to beg for extra portions off Mr Big.
Price: GBP12.95
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Evel Knievel Stunt Set
The most popular plaything from the 70s is back and it's better than ever! Laydeez and gentlemen, presenting the Evel Knievel Super Stunt Set. Winding up a crazy biker has never been such fun!
Price: GBP29.95
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Shepperton Design Studio Stormtrooper Armour
Nuts about Star Wars? Now you can make a total TK421 out of yourself with this highly collectable Imperial Stormtrooper armour. Featuring a helmet that has been cast from the exact 1976 mould used for the original movie and lovingly crafted by the same Shepperton-based prop maker, this is the outfit you're looking for!
Price: GBP299.99
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Vs. Battle Tanks
Don your uniform and enjoy turret-swivelling, caterpillar-clad desktop conflict via these all-new RC micro tanks. You command the action via a nifty controller that also acts as a display stand and charger. Fire!
Price: GBP49.95
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Storm Launcher
You won't believe your eyes when you see this revolutionary RC vehicle in action. Not because it rockets across any surface - including water, concrete, sand and grass - but because it can actually take off and fly through the air!
Price: GBP99.95
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i-fish
Whether it's Cod Stewart, Squid Rock or a completely unfishy artist, this funky fish-cum-interactive speaker will sway its tail and flash its lights to your music. Simply plug in your MP3 player and watch as iFish rocks to the beat.
Price: GBP39.95
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GYA-!!
Is it a mutated meteorite or a fist-bitingly addictive follow-the-leader-style game? GYA is both (sort of) because it contains 11 multi-level games that will test your memory and reactions to the outer limits.
Price: GBP19.95
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Sonic Grenade
Can't wake up, won't wake up? They will when you lob a Sonic Grenade into the bedroom, because this highly effective device emits an unremitting din that would wake a dead doorpost in a coma!
Price: GBP7.95
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Penny Pusher
The memories will come flooding back the second you start dropping coins into this fairground-style penny push machine. Just as excruciatingly addictive as you remember with the added torture of lights and whimsical music. Mum, lend us a penny!
Price: GBP19.95
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T-Equaliser
Who'd have guessed that being a flasher could be so entertaining? It is when you wear this battery-operated T-shirt, because your chest becomes a pulsating graphic equaliser that reacts to the music around it.
Price: GBP19.95
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QuickPitch Tent
Forget about mallets, pegs and poles; these ingenious one and two-person tents pop open the second you release its retaining straps. These lightweight, rugged but cosy QuickPitch tents are perfect for outdoorsy-types and festival fans. And unlike rival self-pitching tents it won't trap fingers when it boings open.
Price: GBP34.95
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Animal Sounds Alarm Clock
Bells and beeps are no match for the cock-a-doodle-doo of a cockerel or the woof of a dog. That's why you need one of these supremely silly alarm clocks. Resembling a typical comedy cartoon clock, each daft waker-upper emits a cacophonous barnyard-style ear-bashing that's guaranteed to rouse.
Price: GBP8.95
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Vault Coin Bank
Pretend you're a massive banker with this robust electronic coin vault. As well as displaying your ongoing balance, the talking Vault Coin Bank tells you if there have been any attempted robberies - unlikely as the classic combination lock only opens when you input your PIN. Ideal for paranoid tightwads!
Price: GBP19.95
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Shockolate Vault
Keep temptation at bay and lock goodies away with this truly shocking storage jar. Attempt to open it before the programmable timer reaches zero and you'll receive a frazzling electric shock.
Price: GBP9.95
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Digital Photo Frame
Bid farewell to the photo lab and display your digital piccies instantly via these ingenious photo frames. Simply insert a memory card and choose a single pic, slideshow display or even a video clip with sound.
Price: GBP99.95
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Micro Mosquito Helicopter
If you thought chucking paper planes around the office was entertaining, wait till you see this bug-like chopper in action. The world's smallest fully-functional RC 'copter is a triumph of aeronautical design, and it's so incredibly manoeuvrable you'll be performing desktop fly-bys before you can say "Noel Edmonds".
Price: GBP69.95
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Fatboy
Sofas and chairs are terribly last century when compared to this incredibly versatile beanbag. Simply sink into its squishy embrace and prepare to relax like never before - indoors or outside. So comfy there's even a doggie version for four-legged friends!
Price: GBP49.95
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Finger Drums
Perfect your paradiddles and make a right Ringo out of yourself with this miniature desktop drumkit. Simply tip-tap the drums and cymbals with your fingers and the kit responds with various realistic sounds. You can even record your rhythms and rolls. Ka-boom-chi!
Price: GBP12.95
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MP3 Alarm Clock
Swearing at your alarm clock will soon become history because this ultra-sleek LCD cube will rouse you with any sound, song or playlist you fancy. Simply upload your MP3s via USB and head for bo-bo's, safe in the knowledge DJ Otzi will wake you in the morning. If you want.
Price: GBP39.95
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Doggie Driver
Practise your swing and exercise your doggie without incurring the wrath of the club secretary with this ingenious ball flinger. Simply swing it like a standard driver and the tennis ball in the club head will fly up to 100 yards. Features hands-free pick up for spittle-free reloads.
Price: GBP19.95
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Dave's Gourmet Adjustable Heat Hot Sauce
Can't decide whether to torch your taste buds or give them a gentle going over? No problem because this innovative hot sauce features an adjustable pump spray dispenser that allows you to fiddle with its ferocity.
Price: GBP9.95
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Gratings Cards
Forget twee messages - tell it like it is with one of these hilariously blunt cards. Whether you're taking the mick or deadly serious, Grating Cards represent the perfect antidote to the cardboard crud pedalled by mush-merchants across the globe. So there!
Price: GBP9.95
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Virtual Girlfriend and Boyfriend
It's not often you get to woo 8 potential partners and score points for getting your wicked way with them. But that's exactly what happens with these highly risqué Tamagotchi-style gizmos. Adults only? Not 'arf!
Price: GBP19.95
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Verballs Internet Phone
They might look like crazy cartoon characters but Verballs are actually Skype-friendly USB speakerphones. Loaded with hi-tech features, Verballs flash and wave their arms when a call comes in and - get this - move their mouths when your caller speaks!
Price: GBP29.95
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Piggy Bank Puzzle
Who says breaking up is hard to do? It's putting things back together that's difficult. Just ask anyone who's tried fixing this perplexing piggy bank puzzle. Glue back the broken bits and behold: a wonderfully kitsch ceramic oinker.
Price: GBP14.95
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Candy Floss Maker
If you love candy floss but hate that grubby rockabilly who makes it at the funfair, help is at hand. Simply add sugar to this easy-to-use machine and watch in wonder as floss forms around the dishwasher safe bowl.
Price: GBP34.95
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